Top Ten Ways To Know Whether A Person Is ISP

**Posting this on behalf of my friend**

*Disclaimer*
Any resemblance to person/incident is purely coincidental

P.S. ISP - Incredibly Stupid Person

1. The head looks suspiciously like an ass. Coz this is where the ass is at, the brain would be at the hip and had been flushed out.

2. ISP is the evil reincarnation. Its brain never functions in a normal way.
Hence a person with normal intelligence would never figure them out.

3. A normal person would have the hardest time in getting motivated when being surrounded by ISPs. The frequency is just not there.

4. An ISP's brain is a little bit unsettling. But once he/she start, I bet you won't be able to stop the tons of shit oozing out from every single pore of their body.

5. An ISP would see the word, "USELESS" as "INFORMATION" and "IDLE" as "deli".

6. At times, they are being "lured" by the evil forces, but they still think they "ruled" the world.

7. They would be a coward in order to be a pleaser.

8. Responsibility is one thing they never understand.

9. When faced with a problem, they have been known to bury their head in the sand and hope that the problems would go away. Since they don't have the cells to even think logical, even if they tried dealing with it, they just can't. And in the end, they'll run and hide.

10. They like to give their so-called ideas and think that everybody would like it, coz they are so secure in the knowledge that they are in the same league with normal beings.